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How to Exercise When Traveling

Top 3 ways to maximize your vacation workout routine

I’ve started wondering if maybe part of the appeal of travel is actually something that’s generally considered a negative: the hassle.

Why? Well, for one, travel keeps us busy, doesn’t it?

When you’re on the road and you’re occupied with simply getting through the mechanics of it all, it obscures any existential angst or ennui.

All the self-doubt, aimlessness and boredom of modern life is washed away. You’re thinking about things like: where am I staying, what do I want to see, where should I eat, what should I eat, is that thing safe to eat, what even is that thing, where is this bus actually going, oh fuck is it going to RAIN, etc., etc., ad infinitum.

Rain happens, yo.
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You simply don’t have time for thoughts like, ‘Why am I here?’ or ‘What am I doing with my life?’ or ‘Why didn’t I listen when they said I should learn how to code?’

That’s where a travel workout comes in. Nothing like contemplating your life choices while getting lost on a long run or doing lunges in a park while puzzled locals look on.

But of course, things like regular exercise and diet often go right out the window when you’re on the road.

Even if you have the best of intentions, vacation workouts are really hard to stick with. Add to that the fact that generally speaking your diet is going to get more adventurous and likely less healthy when you’re traveling, and the results can be less than ideal.

You’ve heard of ‘The Freshman 15?’ How about ‘The Traveler 20?’

Just pour the coffee in my mouth. And stuff a cruller in there too, would ya?
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However, there are some ways to help you work out and burn some extra calories while traveling.

1. Walk

It’s a given that you’ll be walking more than usual when you’re traveling. But consider the possibility of consciously deciding to walk even more by thinking of it as part of your travel exercise routine.

Instead of automatically looking to take a taxi, metro, or bus, think about walking instead, if it’s not ridiculously far (and assuming you’ll exercise proper caution and research the neighborhoods you’ll be traversing.)

Not only does extra walking add bonus calorie-burning to your travel exercise routine, it’s also a great way to see more of a place. You’ll pass through real communities where real people live rather than popping in and out of metro stations at each tourist hot spot, those areas that are likely overrun with postcard stands and t-shirt shops and depleted of any speck of genuineness anyway.

Walking the York city walls.
kjb / York, England 2019
You might even see a rainbow…
kjb / York, England 2019

2. Just do

If you can manage to stick to a fitness routine at home, there’s no reason why you can’t exercise on the road too. It’s far too easy – and again, guilty as charged here – to sort of mentally throw up your hands when you embark on a trip, and assume that since you can’t do your travel workout precisely the way you do it at home, it’s just impossible.

Pass the morning beer!

It doesn’t have to be like that.

Yeah, sure, there will be morning beer days, at least for this dirtbag traveler.

But just as with exercising at home, I try to approach travel exercise with a mindset of ‘These are the days when I work out. Period.’ Set a plan for your travel exercise routine and stick with it.

Sure, you may have to make adjustments, you may have to do some improvising, but that’s part of travel in general, isn’t it? If Tuesday is a running day and I happen to be on a plane, I’ll make a point of running Wednesday instead. Making adjustments is okay; compromising exercise altogether is slow, fatty fat-fat death.

3. No gym? No problem.

You can try to find a gym where you can work out while traveling that’ll let you in on a day pass, but in my experience these are prohibitively expensive. I think one gym in Barcelona quoted me €10.

Do feel free to fuck right off with that.

Instead, I try to bring as much of the gym with me as I reasonably can.

Portable gym equipment includes running shoes obviously, but you can get a really good travel workout with small, packable things like a jump rope and resistance bands.

TRX works, for real.
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For me the best portable exercise equipment to work out while traveling is the TRX cable system.

It packs away into a little bag and weighs like 1.5 pounds, making it a great portable workout gym for travelers. I found a used one for like $25.

And while it doesn’t feel quite as productive as hitting the free weights, it’s nonetheless quite versatile – and you will feel it afterward, I promise.

When I was in Barcelona and going to the muscle beach outdoor gym regularly, I’d do my other travel workout stuff then hook up my TRX to close out my routine. The other meatheads – like, the serious meatheads, not pudgy, aging wannabes like me – they always wanted to have a go on it even after doing muscle-ups and the other ridiculous shit they were into, so it’s not without its uses.

They actually completed this while I was there and it was glorious.
kjb / Barcelona 2019

Bonus: 4. Work ya body wherever

And that brings up my other point: the gym is where you make it. Sure, not every place will have a cool-ass outdoor workout area like they do in Barca, but every place you go will at least have playgrounds and parks.

If you keep an eye out you can find chin-up bars, places to do pushups, sit-ups, stretches, planks, lunges – there are tons of bodyweight exercises you can do as a travel workout that rival the burn you get from gym equipment.

And really, truth be told, isn’t a good workout a great way to wash away the soreness of travel as well as the angst of modern life?

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7 Ways To Make Travel Easier On Your Body

Those of us who love travel often find it revitalizing and inspiring. Not to go all ‘Eat, Pray, Love’ on you, but travel really is balm for the soul sometimes.

But that’s once you get where you’re going. On the way there it can often be grueling and exhausting, leaving you a physical wreck, greasy, sweaty and completely wrung out.

No matter how much you love to travel, no matter your age or fitness level, travel will take a physical toll on you.

And with good reason: you’ll end up walking a lot more than usual, you get thrown into more stressful situations, you cram yourself into a variety of increasingly laughable seating arrangements on various forms of transport, you lug around bags or a backpack – travel is actually kind of brutal when you get down to it.

Whose child are you and why did they leave you here?
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But there are some tried and true travel tips for helping you to minimize the physical demands travel exacts from your body to help you maximize your enjoyment once you arrive.

1. Pack light

Do some careful planning before you pack up a massive bag for your travels. I’ve witnessed people in their 60s and 70s trying to haul suitcases nearly as large as they were up and down staircases – bags that when I went to lend a hand were heavy even for me.

Gotta have an assortment of clean robes…
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Sure, it’s nice to have every little thing with you when you arrive at your destination. But you have to remember that you’re going to be spending a fair amount of time getting in and out of taxis, on and off buses, into and out of airports, and to and from your Airbnb or hostel. Do yourself a favor and make sure it isn’t going to cost you an extra recovery day as if you played in an NFL game every time you change locations.

Also, look into buying lighter weight luggage to give you a little extra edge.

2. Let’s talk DVT

If you haven’t heard of deep vein thrombosis and you’re planning a long-haul flight, do yourself a favor and read up on it. It’s a condition in which blood clots can form in your legs after prolonged periods of sitting still, clots that can be extremely dangerous. If they break off and travel to your lungs they can even be life-threatening.

Some of the risk factors for DVT include people who:

  • are overweight or obese
  • are pregnant or in the first 6 weeks of postpartum
  • smoke
  • have recently had surgery
  • take certain birth control pills (OCCP)
  • have a family history of DVT
Do compression socks look silly as hell? Yes.
Should you be grateful I didn’t use a pic of what deep vein thrombosis looks like?
Also yes.

Some people swear by compression socks to keep the blood flowing and prevent DVT, but at the very least you should be aware that a few simple air travel tips will help reduce the risk, and also help you arrive at your destination less stiff and cramped even after a long-haul flight:

  • move around the aisles as often as possible
  • avoid crossing your legs (as if you even could in today’s airline seats…)
  • stay hydrated and avoid alcohol
  • frequently stretch and flex your legs even while in your seat

Personally, I say go beyond just stretching your legs. Whenever I get up to move around or go to the bathroom I try to take the opportunity to find a little space near the galley or at the front of a section to touch my toes, rotate my trunk, stretch my arms – anything to get the blood flowing and avoid arriving feeling like you ‘slept wrong’ on your entire body.

3. Schedule your flights carefully

Jet lag is real and it’s a bitch, for some people more than others. It can cost you days of feeling groggy, tired and unable to think clearly.

But you can help yourself by scheduling your flights in such a way that you’ll arrive closer to bed time in the new time zone where you’re going to get yourself on the correct schedule sooner. Avoid tight connections and really early flights or red-eyes that take you way off of your regular schedule too, as they just make the process of adjusting to your new time zone more difficult.

There are even people who suggest booking an extra layover day if you’re going on a particularly long trip to help alleviate jet lag. For instance, if traveling from London to Australia, you might stop off for a day or two in Bangkok, breaking up a 21-plus-hour trip into two parts – and seeing the Thai capital in the process, however briefly.

I’m trying to sleep here, peasant.
kjb / Kotor, Montenegro 2019

4. Sleep if you can

Some of us have an easier time sleeping on airplanes than others, but there are some ways you can increase your chances of catching some much-needed shut-eye, helping your body to recover even while you’re still in the air.

Get ear plugs, get a sleep mask, and get an inflatable neck pillow for starters. Also, some people strategize their airplane sleep by getting a window seat. Hit the bathroom right after the meal, then curl up in your corner and you won’t have to worry about people banging into you as they pass by in the aisle or climbing over you.

Not the kind of sleep mask I had in mind, but whatever works for you…
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5. Take a cab or Uber

Of course one of the prime directives for dirtbag travel is keeping costs as low as possible, which means we lean toward public transportation.

But when you arrive in a strange place where you don’t know your way around, hauling all your shit and trying to navigate a bus or other public transit can be a nightmare, physically as well as mentally. Once you get settled and have a moment to get your bearings, you can rely on public transportation — and I usually end up finding public transport way back to the airport when it’s time to head out too.

Still preferable to hauling all your shit onto a bus and simultaneously trying to figure out where you’re going when you first arrive.
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But unless you’re solid on how to get from point Airport to point B – and certain that you’ll be able to easily wrangle your suitcase or backpack on a crowded bus or train – it’s often worth it to just say fuck it and call an Uber or take a taxi.

Yes, it costs more, but to be able to toss your bags in the trunk and be assured that you’ll get to where you’re going, door-to-door, without having to fret over the map or wrestle your bags through a commuter crowd is sheer bliss at the end of a long day of travel.

If you do opt for a taxi, make sure it’s a legit, registered cab with a meter that works, or negotiate a price before you get in. Avoid going with the touts that come inside the airport and try to grab tourists coming off of international flights, because sometimes they’re scammers or worse.

6. Exercise before and after

I like to get in a run or a workout the day before or the day of travel, so as to stave off the inevitable physical compromises you’re bound to make when you’re on the road and taken out of your schedule.

Also try to get in some kind of exercise once you’ve arrived, even if it’s just a walk around the neighborhood where you’re staying, a swim or a short run – anything to break out your muscles and joints from the stiffness that sets in following hours of inactivity on the plane. Sleeping on that stiffness instead of working it out may be what you really think you want, especially if you’re exhausted, but often makes it even worse when you wake up the next day.

Don’t be like Toupi when you arrive. Get out and go for a walk before you crash.
kjb / Valparaiso 2018

And if you’re traveling longer-term, it’s a good idea to try to stick to your workout schedule as much as possible to help your body stay in the best possible shape for faster recovery from travel days. I bring a TRX cable system and a jump rope with me wherever I go. It’s not as productive as going to the gym, but along with push-ups, lunges, and chin-ups and of course running, it’s a whole lot better than nothing.

7. Eat right

Travel means yanking yourself out of your routine, and that of course includes your diet. You’ll want to try new foods and you’ll probably eat more and worse food than you normally would, that’s a given.

Dude, if you eat mayo on your fries, you deserve everything you get.
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But that doesn’t mean you have to throw everything in the shitter the moment you hit the airport. Pack some fruit and nuts and other healthy snacks in your carry-on, and do your body a favor and limit the junk food. You’ll feel better physically and recover faster than you would if you load up on tons of sugar, salt and fats.

Safe travels!

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5 More Must-Have Travel Essentials

Travel tips and travel hacks to make your life on the road easier

It sounds counterintuitive, but it feels great when you head out on the road with just a few things in a backpack — maybe a ukulele — and little else.

That said, there are a few more things to add to the list of what you really ought to pack, and some travel hacks that can make the process easier on you. Here are some must-pack travel essentials that will make your life on the road much easier.

1. Kindle

I’m amazed when I meet fellow travelers who are still lugging around hard-copy books. ‘Travel light’ is one of the mantras of intelligent travel, and packing books – plural, inevitably, because if you’re a real reader you’re going to want more than one – just seems silly when the alternative is readily, cheaply available.

Kindles come in all kinds of various sizes, capacities and price points, but even the bare minimum model is going to hold thousands of ebooks. Converting books from almost any format including PDF almost always works a treat, and reading on a Kindle is just as easy on your eyes as reading an actual book, since it has no LCD screen like on a computer or tablet.

They stay charged for weeks, plus, as a confirmed dirtbag, I can assure you that it is very, very rare when you can’t find a particular title for free online one way or another. In other words, a Kindle saves you money on top of everything else.

It’s just easier this way. Give in to your digital overlords.
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I get it, I get the argument that some people prefer the tactile experience of reading actual books. I do too. The feel and smell of old books is incomparable in its ability to transport you. But using a Kindle, especially as a travel hack, isn’t like a loyalty oath to Baron von Bezos or something. You’re still allowed to read real books, I promise.

2. Universal adapter/USB extension cord

There are some more or less universal adapters out there that go for like $12-$15 bucks. Some travel tips sites recommend bringing a lightweight power strip, but this kind of adapter works fine for me, since the only thing I really need an actual outlet for is my laptop, plus USBs for phone, tablet, etc.

I also have a really long USB extension that comes in real handy since the outlet is always, always going to be in the most inconvenient location possible, no matter where you go.

(Links are not recommendations, just to show style, price, etc. I know, I know, it’s fucking Amazon. So’s the Kindle and I hate that it is. Fact is, I’ve bought exactly two Kindles from them in the past decade, and maybe half a dozen books total, so.)

3. Plastic bags/Laundry bag

Gotta hate plastic bags, and I try to avoid them whenever possible. But since we end up with them anyway, I reuse them to death. I have a Sainsbury’s bag that I still use for grocery shopping and I haven’t been in the U.K. in four or five months.

And when you travel, plastic bags come in handy since you’re going to have stinky or wet clothes that you’ll want to keep separate. Also, extra bags come in handy for packing delicate or spillable items like shampoo, lotion, or bottles of booze. Won’t necessarily save you from some clean-up on Aisle Backpack, but it could help minimize the trauma.

As far as laundry goes, it might be worth the investment in an actual laundry bag, but again, I’m a dirtbag, so I just use and re-use a plastic one.

I have no idea what’s happening here.
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4. Super glue/Duct tape

Shit breaks, and when it breaks on the road you’re often going to be forced to buy replacement shit at stores you’re unfamiliar with, and you’ll have limited time to seek out the best bargains. A suitcase with a busted zipper is a nightmare, but paying three times the regular price to buy a replacement at the airport or in the first shop you find is pretty horrible too.

So while slapping some duct tape on there might be the whitiest of white trash moves (white trash is the inbred, toothless second cousin of the noble dirtbag, but we are not the same, just so you know) it works as a temporary fix until you have a chance to shop frugally for a replacement. Or a split raincoat, or a shoe, etc. etc.

Again, I’m not saying I’m walking around London or Madrid with duct tape all over me for weeks at a time, wearing condoms for shoes like the Crack Fox or something. We’re just talking about a temporary, emergency fix until a better solution that isn’t a complete rip-off presents itself.

Now, super glue. Here’s a travel hack I’ve used to temporarily fix sunglasses, phone cases, and all kinds of things while on the road. But the best reason to pack some superglue is in case you get a cut or other small wound and have no bandaids.

This might sound like some action movie shit, but the truth is, if you have a minor cut or one of those splits you get next your fingernails due to dryness or whatever, if you clean the wound then slap a bit of superglue on it, it won’t bother you anymore. It closes and protects the wound so you’re not forever banging it on something or poking it, and thus it heals faster, at least in my experience.

*Disclaimer: I think it should be clear by now that I AM NOT A FUCKING DOCTOR, lol. There is such a thing as actual, medical-grade superglue that is likely less toxic, but the regular stuff is apparently okay to use occasionally too. Given all the other chemicals we put in our bodies and breathe in every day, it’s probably not going to kill you to do this once or twice.

**Again, NOT a qualified medical opinion.

5. Hand Sanitizer

Oh dear lord, may the old gods and the new help you if you travel without hand sanitizer. As travel tips go, bringing hand sanitizer may be a bit of a cliché or already known by everybody who reads these kinds of things, but I see far too many people on planes, trains and buses who don’t use it. All you have to do be convinced, in my opinion, is take a moment to feel the sort of grubby, grungy, greasy feel of the handles and straps on a city metro.

Laden with germs, every one of them.
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No, really. Really take moment to run your hands over the surface of the metal. Reeeeally get in there. Brushed aluminum is supposed to be smooth, isn’t it? Not pebbled? Or abrasive? Or sticky?

And then think about how we talk about the recirculated air on airplanes causing colds and worse: WTF do you think the bathroom door handle on an airplane – or any other surface for that matter – is doing??

When I first came to Santiago and started teaching English as a second language, I had to pick up lots of classes that were all over the city, so I rode the metro and bus a lot. But I found shortly after I arrived that I got super crazy sick with a nasty cold that lasted forever.

This part is strictly speculative, but I think there is something to be said for the idea of your immune system not being equipped to deal with strains of germs and viruses that are not common where you’re from when travel a long way. Even after I got over that initial nastiness, I found I kept getting sick on the regular.

Then I noticed two things: those grubby handholds on the metro and buses that I mentioned before, and the fact that there is almost never soap in Chilean public restrooms, and hot water literally never.

It all came together one grim winter morning on the metro when I saw this old guy sneeze into his hand – thank you for the courtesy on that – but then immediately grab the hand-hold metal pole again after a perfunctory wipe on his pants leg.

Presto change-o, once I bought and started RELIGIOUSLY using hand sanitizer EVERY TIME I got off the bus or metro, my frequency of colds plummeted.

Anyway, hope these travel hacks/travel essentials help you on your next trip! Thoughts and comments welcome as always.

Cheers,

K

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